My Two boys, Gunther and Buck
What good is life without a dog?
Have you ever asked yourself where you would be without a dog?
Without a dog, any time you accidentally dropped a piece of food on the floor, you’d have to bend over to pick it up.
Without a dog, you’d never have anyone demonstrate how important it is to stop every day and smell the roses… and then lift your leg on them.
Without a dog, no one will listen to you
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opinions for more than a few minutes without interrupting to tell you
their opinions, which you won’t find nearly as interesting. A dog, on
the other hand, thinks everything you have to say is absolutely
brilliant and fascinating, especially if you’re holding a piece of food
while you’re talking.
Without a dog, there’s no one in the house who thinks driving with you to the store is one of the most fun things in the world.
Without a dog, you’ll be without at least one creature who thinks you are the smartest, most decent and heroic human being on the planet.
Without a dog, you might never know the joy of owning custom-chewed shoes.
Without a dog, some of your tennis balls might get really dry.
Without a dog, no one will think you are the most amazing cook in the world just because you can open a can.
Without a dog, you’ll probably not take walks every day, and you’ll probably never carry little bags for dog poo, either. Studies show that just adding those dog walks to your schedule can help you lose weight, live longer and battle stress (though no one has ever claimed that picking up dog poo does any of these things). Having a dog in your life lowers blood pressure and wards off depression. In short, without a dog you won’t live as long or as happily.
So why would you want to be without a dog? Just something to think about... tell me what your dog does for you!
Without a dog, there’s no one in the house who thinks driving with you to the store is one of the most fun things in the world.
Without a dog, you’ll be without at least one creature who thinks you are the smartest, most decent and heroic human being on the planet.
Without a dog, you might never know the joy of owning custom-chewed shoes.
Without a dog, some of your tennis balls might get really dry.
Without a dog, no one will think you are the most amazing cook in the world just because you can open a can.
Without a dog, you’ll probably not take walks every day, and you’ll probably never carry little bags for dog poo, either. Studies show that just adding those dog walks to your schedule can help you lose weight, live longer and battle stress (though no one has ever claimed that picking up dog poo does any of these things). Having a dog in your life lowers blood pressure and wards off depression. In short, without a dog you won’t live as long or as happily.
So why would you want to be without a dog? Just something to think about... tell me what your dog does for you!
